If we all sing God save the Queen would you still puch us away?
If we lay all our calls for more democracy, solidarity and a union of citizens down to rest would you still puch us away?
If you are afraid of citizens influence in Europe and of European influence in the world we will not force any of it on you. But please don't push us away!
We can even stop calling us Europeans if it makes you uncomfortable just don't puch us away!
And finally if we all promise never to set a foot on the island ever again can you at least pretend that you actually care about us too?